Murphy's Law

If Anything Can Go Wrong . . . Well . . .

* Your lost needle will be found by your husband when he is walking around barefoot.
* The worst pupil in any class will be a school governor's son.
* Uniforms only come in two sizes, too large and too small.
* Vital documents that were posted with no errors, will develop errors in the mail.
* The other queue always moves faster.
* In order to get a bank loan, you must first prove that you don't need the money.
* The classic example of Murphy's law:

If you drop a piece of toast it always falls buttered side down.