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Watch how you write your resume . . . actual resume oops . . .

# "I am very detail-oreinted."

# "I have a bachelorette degree in computers."

# "Graduated in the top 66% of my class."

# "I worked as a Corporate Lesion."

# "Served as assistant sore manager."

# "Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel."

# "Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis."

# "Special skills: Thyping."

# "Special skills: Experienced with numerous office machines and can make great lattes."

# "I have exhaustive experience in manufacturing."

# "Special skills: I've got a Ph.D. in human feelings."

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