Tourists Said This . . .

"England? Can you get there by train?" -- Asked of an English tourist in the United States.

"England? That's in London, isn't it?" -- Asked of an English tourist in the United States.

"England? That's near Paris, the city of love!" -- Asked of an English tourist in the United States.

"So, you guys are from Ireland -- did you drive across?" -- Asked of two Irish women on a trip to Delaware.

"Do they have pianos in Ireland?" -- Asked of an Irish tourist in the United States.

"Do you jog around the island before breakfast?" -- Asked of an Irish tourist in the United States.

"You're from New Zealand, aren't you? That's just off the southeast corner of Canada, isn't it?" -- Asked of a New Zealander on a trip to Washington D.C.

"After moving here, how were you able to know what the speed limit was? Could you read our traffic signs?" -- Asked of a Canadian who moved to the United States.

"New Zealand is a state in Australia, right?" -- Asked of an Australian, travelling abroad.

"How do you get around, since you don't have any cars?" -- Asked of an Australian, travelling abroad.

"You don't have electricity there, do you?" -- Asked of an Australian, travelling abroad.