Friday, February 8, 2008

You Know A Church Is In Trouble When . . .

-All the dedication plaques are dated in the 1950s.

-They still have a penny march in the sanctuary.

-Preserving the building is more important than reaching the neighborhood.

-Only the KingJames Version of the Bible is allowed on the premises.

-A piano is the only musical instrument used in worship.

-Halfway through the service the pastor asks if anyone wants to sing a special song.
-The same lady volunteers again.

-The pastor preached last Sunday's sermon again.
-No one in the congregation noticed.

-Announcements are longer than the altar service.

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