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Actual Menus At Restaurants . . .


"Ham and Cheese - $2.50.
Cheese and Ham - $2.90."

"Our whipped butter is made with margarine."

"7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings."

"We dare you Burger for two (Served on a Stretcher) - A Whole Loaf of Crunchy French Bread running end to end with Broiled Hamburger topped with melted Yellow American Cheese, Lettuce, and Tomato. Accompanied by a mound of French Fried Potatoes, Red Pepper Relish, Ketchup, and Pickle Wedges. Delivered to your Table by Two Waitresses on a stretcher."