Appearing in actual church newsletters or bulletins . . .
"Say 'hell' to someone who doesn't like you."
"Mr. Smith is also a close relative of his brother Wilbur in the church."
"Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."
"Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community."
"O come all ye faithful, sin in exultation."
"After today's service, coffee and donuts will be served in the basement. Please come down and say hell to the pastor."
"Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."
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